Enjoying A Stable Relationship

1. This is a flashback to an encounter between Ephiny and her husband, the centaur Phantes, introduced in Season 1's "Hooves & Harlots," who then died in "Is There A Doctor In the House?" If such an idea does not appeal, skip this story and read the other parts when they come out and you'll get the main storyline with a more normal alt experience with Ephiny sleeping with human women.

2. This is a fictitious depiction of a woman and a centaur - a half-human, half-horse. Do not take it as either an instruction manual or a how-to guide for fulfilling any equine longings you might have. In the words of a great bard: kids, don't try this at home. Neither the author nor the archivist of any site you get this from will be held responsible should you decide to experiment after reading this story - it's only a story!

3. Fantasize whatever you like, but if you truly wish to experiment, consult a doctor or your local Zoophilia resources - but don't trust any of the info on the web as a valid source of information. When I was looking for some help in writing this, I found lots of crap about 11-year olds (of either gender) deep- throating a full grown stallion and swallowing his load with a smile. Anyone who's actually seen a horse should realize that this is not only impossible, it'd likely be lethal. Enjoy, but be smart.

4. The anatomy and behaviors, as well as the timing of various aspects of their congress, are a hybrid between human and equine - as can be expected in a centaur. If you are more familiar with equine reproduction than me, and think the story can be improved, by modifying some of the details, send me a message. I don't mind. But remember - this is set in the Xenaverse, so while I describe some things, and used the correct anatomical names for others, Flehmen wasn't born yet, so I couldn't really say "He showed the characteristic Flehmen response."

5. Remember... Ephiny is barely taller than Gabrielle, and the centaurs dwarf Xena who stands head and shoulders above the two. The sex act would be tricky, messy, and at best, only slightly painful for an ordinary human like her. I tried to keep it anatomically correct - which led to some strange mental pictures, let me tell you - while minimizing both the dangers and the pain to create an erotic experience that while messy, fits the parameters of the Xenaverse and should spark the imagination of anyone who regularly delves into Katrina's Wildside. And it can be done - after all, do a check of virtually any newsgroup with alt & pictures in the name and you're liable to find the pictures. Again, see note 2.

6. This is a kinky, messy, and weird exploration into the Xenaverse's steamy underbelly. About the only weirder coupling I could readily think of would be a story about the Mother of All Monsters' sex life - tentacles, scales, fangs, and a male giant... Hmm... Do I smell a sequel? Ooh... or the sexual misadventures of the two-headed big-footed monster from Porkules... Bards, get those quills a-writin'!

7. Enjoy!

I really wanted to use the line Katrina used in her first Seasons of the Gods tale about Ephiny & Phantes, but had to modify it slightly to make it fit in context. Bonus points if you recognize it.

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